Well, Washington D.C. is now recovering from what President Obama has called "Snowmageddon." Apparently our Nation's Capitol was snowed very much under this past week, grinding business to a halt.
They're back at work now. All good things must come to an end.
Anyway, climate change questioners have been having a great ol' time pointing out that, hey, it's cold outside! Not just in Washington D.C., but in other places, like Austin, and Lubbock, and Dallas, Texas! Even annoyingly so. I'm sick and tired of how long and cold this winter has been. The front driver-side window of my truck will not roll down now, because it's been so cold for so many weeks straight.
How has the press responded? Well, one by complaining about the questioners daring to use the snowstorm to joke about global warming. Yes, the nerve!
And two, by trying to convince readers that climate change (originally named "global warming" but that was most inconvenient for circumstances like this) is causing the blizzards. Of course! Why didn't I think of that?
Actually, it's not really surprising that global warming believers would say that. See that's the thing: If you dare to question global warming, there's no way to win, no matter what the weather happens to do. In fact, whatever the weather happens to do, that will actually prove that climate change is real. The fact that "March of the Penguins" could have been filmed in Washington D.C. this past week proves that the world will self-destruct if you don't buy a plug-in. If Washington D.C. was (better) warmer than it normally is, that would prove that you must buy a plug-in.
You know what? Just buy a plug-in.
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